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	<title>Idle Eyes</title>
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		<title>Idle eyes at the Venue</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 20:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to all  you fun types for coming out to support  &#8221;the Sam Project&#8221; at the Venue in vancouver:)-mar.24th/2011  Idleeyes will be performing again this summer to support a new c.d.- see you then]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tad-motion3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-396" title="Tad motion" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tad-motion3-199x300.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="300" /></a><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Glen-grey3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-397" title="Glen grey" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Glen-grey3-199x300.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="300" /></a><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tad-Johnny-Dennis-good3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-400" title="Tad Johnny Dennis good" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tad-Johnny-Dennis-good3-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" /></a><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tad-Johnny-Phil2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-401" title="Tad Johnny Phil" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tad-Johnny-Phil2-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Dennis-green3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-381" title="Dennis green" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Dennis-green3-199x300.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="300" /></a><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Glen-yellow2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-382" title="Glen yellow" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Glen-yellow2-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" /></a><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Phil-side-22.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-383" title="Phil side 2" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Phil-side-22-199x300.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="300" /></a><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/band-x-backdrop2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-384" title="band x backdrop" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/band-x-backdrop2-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" /></a><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-364" title="Johnny Ferreira" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Johnny-accordion1-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-376" title="Tad blue light" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tad-blue-light2-199x300.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="300" />Thanks to all  you fun types for coming out to support  &#8221;the Sam Project&#8221; at the Venue in vancouver:)-mar.24th/2011  Idleeyes will be performing again this summer to support a new c.d.- see you then</p>
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		<title>Tad Campbell and Idle Eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[80&#8242;s Canadian band Idle Eyes reunited to play for the &#8220;Sam Project&#8221; benefit april 24th 2011 at the Venue in Vancouver Canada.   Original members Tad Campbell,Phil Robertson were joined by original Colin James band members Johnny Ferriera and Dennis Marcenko.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>80&#8242;s Canadian band Idle Eyes reunited to play for the &#8220;Sam Project&#8221; benefit april 24th 2011 at the Venue in Vancouver Canada.   Original members Tad Campbell,Phil Robertson were joined by original Colin James band members <a href="http://johnnyFerreira.com">Johnny Ferriera</a> and Dennis Marcenko.</p>
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		<title>Welcome!</title>
		<link>http://idleeyes.com/music/video-tokyo-rose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 03:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Official Site of the Award Winning Canadian Band Idle Eyes. Here is the video for&#8230;Tokyo Rose.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AJR8lkE5fQo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AJR8lkE5fQo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><p>Welcome to the Official Site of the Award Winning Canadian Band Idle Eyes.</p>
<p>Here is the video for&#8230;Tokyo Rose.</p>
<p><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Video-Thumbnail-Tokyo-Rose.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-271" title="Video-Thumbnail-Tokyo-Rose" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Video-Thumbnail-Tokyo-Rose.jpg" alt="" width="477" height="311" /></a></p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Blue Train</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 03:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quote from Youtube user cjthemusicman:   &#8221;WOW!!! Thank you for posting this Canadian gem! Been waiting for ever﻿ for this! Much appreciated! Great vid, too!  500 *****&#8217;s!!!&#8221; Not sure what that last part means&#8230;.]]></description>
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<p>Quote from Youtube user <a title="cjthemusicman" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/cjthemusicman">cjthemusicman</a>:   &#8221;WOW!!! Thank you for posting this Canadian gem! Been waiting for ever﻿ for this!</p>
<p>Much appreciated! Great vid, too!  500 *****&#8217;s!!!&#8221;</p>
<p>Not sure what that last part means&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; &#8220;All Day&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 03:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top ten 80&#8242;s hit &#8220;All Day&#8221; by Idle Eyes filmed at the PNE (Pacific National Exhibition) featuring Phil Robertson on drums:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eYiGtxQ0HEc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eYiGtxQ0HEc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><p>Top ten 80&#8242;s hit &#8220;All Day&#8221; by Idle Eyes filmed at the PNE (Pacific National Exhibition) featuring Phil Robertson on drums:</p>
<p><a href="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Video-Thumbnail-AllDay.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-259" title="Video-Thumbnail-AllDay" src="http://idleeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Video-Thumbnail-AllDay.jpg" alt="" width="477" height="311" /></a></p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Expo &#8217;86 Gala &#8211; Howie Mandel &amp; Idle Eyes</title>
		<link>http://idleeyes.com/music/video/expo-86-gala-howie-mandel-idle-eyes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 02:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The grand Gala opening of Expo &#8217;86 in Vancouver, hosted by Howie Mandel, in the presence of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Princess of Wales, was kicked off by Idle Eyes performing &#8220;Two Rivers&#8221;, featuring Phil Robertson on drums. See Phil&#8217;s website: http://www.e-studio-drummer.com/]]></description>
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<p>The grand Gala opening of Expo &#8217;86 in Vancouver, hosted by Howie Mandel, in the presence of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Princess of Wales, was kicked off by Idle Eyes performing &#8220;Two Rivers&#8221;, featuring Phil Robertson on drums.</p>
<p>See Phil&#8217;s website:<br />
<a title="http://www.e-studio-drummer.com/" dir="ltr" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.e-studio-drummer.com/" target="_blank">http://www.e-studio-drummer.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Toad’s Tales – Agro Kings</title>
		<link>http://idleeyes.com/toads-tales/toads-tales-agro-kings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 01:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi how are you?&#8230;..good?&#8230;good. So I&#8217;m working on a movie script&#8230;.It starts with the sound of a diesel motor&#8230;starting of course&#8230;.(after all it is the start).. First shot is an extreme close up of a greyhound bus &#8230;cut to a surly large woman&#8217;s face&#8230;.dirty blonde hair&#8230;.late thirtys&#8230;.been rode hard and ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi how are you?&#8230;..good?&#8230;good.</p>
<p>So I&#8217;m working on a movie script&#8230;.It starts with the sound of a diesel motor&#8230;starting of course&#8230;.(after all it is the start)..</p>
<p>First shot is an extreme close up of a greyhound bus &#8230;cut to a surly large woman&#8217;s face&#8230;.dirty blonde hair&#8230;.late thirtys&#8230;.been rode hard and put up wet&#8230;She: &#8220;O.k&#8230;.this is how it works&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.theres no smoking!&#8230;.no drinking alcoholic beverages!&#8230;.and remove anything from the empty seat beside you so my people can sit down!&#8230;..you pay for one seat&#8230;you get one seat!&#8230;</p>
<p>Shot two: interior of a quiet darkened bus&#8230;diesel hummin&#8217;..camera pans to rear silhouette of our bus driver&#8217;s rather large head and the open road. Camera zooms slowly to the front of the bus&#8230;.back of her head then slowly around to the front of her face&#8230;her mind far away&#8230;camera retreats to the back of a bus&#8230;&#8230;..where a lone light switches on &#8230;&#8230;We see the side profile of a beautiful young girl. Afraid of the dark it seems&#8230;..</p>
<p>A male voice from the darkness:&#8221;Could you please tell me the time?&#8221;</p>
<p>She turns to face the camera&#8221;excuse me?&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>He:&#8221;The time&#8230;.do you have the time please?&#8221;&#8230;.</p>
<p>She&#8221;just after midnight&#8221;</p>
<p>He chats her up&#8230;.she seems responsive&#8230;you never see his face&#8230;only hear his deep raspy voice&#8230; straining to whisper. As they warm up to each other the talk becomes less trivial&#8230;and more personal&#8230;he begins to tell her tales&#8230;and we cut to the tales in real time.</p>
<p>Different bus babes come and go thruout the two day journey&#8230;.and the tale of his life is told&#8230;.basically a dark comedy&#8230;.a lot of humour(ice hockey,the band,travel&#8230;yes big time agro-a-go-go&#8230;failed romances&#8230;all the fun stuff.</p>
<p>Of course its an autobiography&#8230;I think all of us have one good movie in them&#8230;.this is mine. Yes it will include the time I stuck my finger up my ass&#8230;.poured some wine into a beautiful wine glass&#8230;.lifted the glass with the offending finger delicately wrapped around it &#8230;..up and under our guitar players nose while saying &#8220;Scotty&#8230;does this wine smell a bit off to you&#8221; O.k. I only did it for a laugh&#8230;..its not like I got off on it or anything&#8230;.o.k. maybe a little bit&#8230;..</p>
<p>In fact I better not tell you anymore or you might run off and make your own finger up the butt bus drivin&#8217; story tellin&#8217; movie&#8230;.And then where would I be&#8230;..I&#8217;ll tell you where&#8230;.In some hooker infested downtown flophouse wading thru a bottle of J.D. with a heroine needle stuck in my balls&#8230;.That wouldn&#8217;t be so good would it?&#8230;..Well would it? ..At least for me&#8230;.so don&#8217;t copy it o.k. Gonna use a bunch of Leghold Trap,Millions of Brazilians,Big Daddio and maybe even dust off a couple of the old Idle Guyzers for the sound track&#8230;.Fairly self-indulgent I realize but I don&#8217;t want a needle stuck in my balls.! If anyone wants to get involved and give me large sums of dough&#8230;women&#8230;and/or beer&#8230;please do so&#8230;immediately if not sooner. I&#8217;m diein&#8217; ova hea. On another note: So Mexico was quite amazing as usual&#8230;I just luuuuuv those people&#8230;lots of those great big whaley things&#8230;a really great big swimming pool with fishees in it&#8230;.and a cool yellow round thing in the sky that seemed to keep everybody nice and warm&#8230;</p>
<p>Hasta luego&#8211;the Baja Chihuahua a.k.a.- Tadpolio1@yahoo.com</p>
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		<title>Toad’s Tales – Life in Beaver Valley</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 01:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose it was the name &#8220;Beaver Valley&#8221; that originally drew me to the area&#8230;..one of the reasons fer sure&#8230;.o.k&#8230;&#8230;the main one. Imagine being able to stick your chest out with pride and scream out &#8220;My name&#8217;s Toad and I come from Beaver Valley&#8221;&#8230;..I mean packin&#8217; those credentials the world ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suppose it was the name &#8220;Beaver Valley&#8221; that originally drew me to the area&#8230;..one of the reasons fer sure&#8230;.o.k&#8230;&#8230;the main one. Imagine being able to stick your chest out with pride and scream out &#8220;My name&#8217;s Toad and I come from Beaver Valley&#8221;&#8230;..I mean packin&#8217; those credentials the world should pretty much be a guys oyster wouldn&#8217;t ya think? The orange would just about peel itself! Ya&#8217;d think&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Surely you&#8217;d have a leg up on the poor schmuck from&#8230;.shall we say&#8230;&#8230;Vegreville! (Though admittedly that&#8217;s an awfully nice giant egg they have up there. I know I get pretty excited about jumping in the back of the old pick up for the short 18 hour jaunt to the base of &#8220;The Egg&#8221; where I can stare up in wonderment and say.&#8221;Thats a really big egg&#8221;&#8230;..but that&#8217;s just me. Orrrrrrr&#8230;.what about Lloydminster&#8230;Who the hell&#8217;s Lloyd&#8230;.I mean really&#8230;.&#8221;Heh Lloyd!&#8230;pass me a 5/16th&#8217;s&#8221;&#8230;.&#8221;Lloyd can I bum a smoke?&#8221;&#8230;.&#8221;Heh Lloyd&#8230;what&#8217;s the word!&#8221;&#8230;..Maybe its just me but I don&#8217;t get a vision of Lloyd breaking trail side by with Dr. Livingstone&#8230;I don&#8217;t know&#8230;I guess he could be a porter but&#8230;..so while &#8220;Beaver Valley didn&#8217;t roll of your tongue like say &#8220;Walla Walla Washington&#8221;..(what does?)..or.. Saskatoon Saskatchewan,..it still had a certain mystic somewhere in its name that conjures up all sorts of images&#8230;. know what I&#8217;m sayin&#8217;&#8230;</p>
<p>My original goal in life was to own a burger stand in Beaver Valley&#8230;call it Bubba&#8217;s Burgers&#8230;(Y&#8217;ALL STOP IN AT BUBBA&#8217;S BURGERS&#8230;TELL &#8216;EM BUBBA SENT CHA!)&#8230;and give away free beer&#8230;.well almost&#8230;.my slogan was to be&#8230;(to create the full power behind it you must say it with a New York gangster/Elmer Fud accent)..check it out..&#8221;BUBBA&#8217;S BOIGAH&#8217;S&#8212;ONE FWEE BEEAH..WIT EVWEE BOIGAH BOUGHT&#8221;!!&#8230;catchy huh? Much more so than a measly &#8220;bubba&#8217;s burgers&#8230;one free beer with every burger bought.&#8221;I&#8217;m sure some speech impediment activist groups would have been up in arms &#8230;but heh&#8230;.there&#8217;s no such thing as bad publicity right?</p>
<p>Anyways somewhere along the rocky road my dream fell threw the cracks. Starting with the grim reality that: a)my name wasn&#8217;t Bubba&#8230;.and b)Toad&#8217;s taco&#8217;s didn&#8217;t have the same ring&#8230;..but that&#8217;s why I originally came here&#8230;.Bubba&#8217;s boigah&#8217;s So I ended up being a wandering minstrel which isn&#8217;t that bad cause I get to make up silly tunes&#8230;Heh..you wanna hear one! Well I do. Sing this one to a mid-slow westerny Roy Rodgersesque lilt. Here goes&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.ready?</p>
<p>BEAVER VALLEY</p>
<p>Well a cougar rode a deer&#8230;.right near where you buy beer&#8230;..in Beaver Valley. Well he bit him on the ear&#8230;.rode him like a steer &#8230;.in Beaver Valley. In Beaver Valley&#8230;..there&#8217;s a dance hall right above the bowlin&#8217; alley&#8230;&#8230; that&#8217;s where Tom met Sally&#8230;..at the bowlin alley in Beaver Valley. Well the gas station got robbed&#8230;.once&#8230;.by some dunce in Beaver Valley. He got caught&#8230;.he got shot&#8230;but not a lot&#8230; in Beaver Valley. In Beaver Valley&#8230;.where the men are men and so are half of the women. You&#8217;ll find &#8216;em swimmin&#8230;.in Beaver Creek in Beaver Valley. Well the swimmin pool had a roof on it&#8230;&#8230;once&#8230;In Beaver Valley But they forgot to shovel off the snow&#8230;and you know it can really snow&#8230;&#8230;in Beaver Valley. That&#8217;s why their swimmin&#8217; in Beaver Creek in Beaver Valley. Well there was a big shootout&#8230;they had to get this big galoot out&#8230;..of Beaver Valley&#8230;. Yes the bullets were really flyin&#8217;&#8230;.one just missed a mountain lion&#8230;.in Beaver Valley. In Beaver Valley there&#8217;s a dance hall right above the bowlin&#8217; alley. That&#8217;s where Tom met Sally at the bowlin&#8217; alley&#8230;&#8230;in Beaver valley.</p>
<p>what am I forgettin?&#8230;.nothin&#8217; in Beaver Valley</p>
<p>Well that&#8217;s it&#8230;.pretty silly heh? This place has real live wildmen living here&#8230;In fact my friend Gary took me to meet one last night&#8230;.As we left the zoo(I forgot to mention there&#8217;s a zoo in Beaver Valley&#8230;.another great reason to be here!)on our way to meet a guy called Laurel Crow&#8230;someone shouted to us&#8230;..just remember&#8230;..the shotgun is by the door on the left when you get there. Oh&#8230;.o.k&#8230;..thanks&#8230; At the end of a long dark road&#8230;.no power&#8230;.cougar skin hangin&#8217; from the cealing&#8230;.lots of tatoos&#8230;..shotgun by the door&#8230;.there was&#8230; a genuine wildman&#8230;and women!!&#8230;We had a nice visit&#8230;.Of course the conversation naturally gravitated to fighting&#8230;we stood up and told our feeble stories while he sat back&#8230;.Another of the local wildman&#8217;s names came up&#8230;.Even Our host admitted he was crazy&#8230;&#8230;said the closest they&#8217;d ever come to fightin&#8217; was a head butting contest&#8230;.when finally the other guy cheated and broke his hand over Laurel&#8217;s head&#8230;which he reminded his buttin&#8217; partner was pretty stupid&#8230;then they sat down and finished there beers&#8230;&#8230;Gary and I sat down&#8230;&#8230;our host mosied over to this huge duck that had walked in for a look&#8230;&#8230;and just about took his toe off trying to kick it out of the cabin&#8230;&#8230;wonder what he&#8217;s having for dinner tonight? got some new tunes for Leghold Trap(the band that should be banned)&#8230;&#8221;Crow&#8217;s Toe&#8221;&#8230;..and &#8220;That Fuckin&#8217; Duck&#8221; Thanks Laurel. Drop by the coop sometime. -Toad from Beaver Valley</p>
<p>FRUITVALE</p>
<p>Fruitvale was quite awesome&#8230;.Did all the cool things&#8230;.1)&#8230;Columbia River Trip&#8212;From Gyro to The Lions Head&#8230;a couple of beer and then a 4 hour float back down the river on the most beautiful of days&#8230;.snow on the mountains&#8230;.an icy dip off the boat&#8230;does it get better?..I think not. 2)&#8212;-a motorcycle trip down to Evans with a gal friend (For added traction in case it snowed) a stop in Northport&#8230;.then the North Gorge Campground&#8230;where I saw a BEAVER!! &#8230;No shit&#8230;.There was a big furry beaver swimming up the edge of the river&#8230;at the same time an eagle was swooping on a wounded duck but the duck kept ducking (always wondered how they got there name&#8230;..now the beaver&#8230;thats another story)&#8230;it was quite a sight&#8230;..Did I mention Coors?&#8230;then we took the big 1100cc purple screamer mountain climbing way up to the lime quarrys by Evans Lake. Went skinny swimming&#8230;..t&#8217;was amazing. Down to Barneys Junction&#8230;.just cause you have too&#8230;.a stop at the museum&#8230;where they showed us how beautiful the Kettle Falls were before we white guys fucked it up&#8230;..Kettle Falls&#8230;on to the Acorn restaurant at Colville for jalepeno poppers and chicken wings&#8230;.which were ever so average&#8230;.cruised back thru Onion Creek and Rossland. 3) later that evening of course came one of the big highlights of a trip to Trail&#8230;..</p>
<p>the AUTO-VUE DRIVE IN!!!! Where of course the highlight is at the intermission when&#8230;.the bun pats the weiner and then&#8230;..THE WEINER JUMPS IN THE BUN!!! You really have to see it&#8230;Who needs sex after that . Does it get any better? Not where I come from 4)&#8211;the Colander&#8230;.need I say more? &#8220;The Trail Tradition&#8221; &#8211;Recently voted into British Columbia&#8217;s top 10 places to eat&#8230;&#8230;ahead of Umberto&#8217;s and such.. 5)&#8212;Silver City Days&#8230;&#8230;..more pasta&#8230;.beer gardens&#8230;friends&#8230;hi,hi, hi,hi,hello,hi,hi,hi,hello,fuck you,hi,hi,hi,&#8230;I do think that there should be a law that forces the carnival operators to introduce some new rides&#8230;I mean how much of the salt and pepper shaker/gravatron/tilt-a-whirl can a guy take&#8230;. 6)&#8230;a meeting with Ken Georgetti&#8230;..Canada&#8217;s new labour leader&#8230;.Wow!!!&#8230;not bad for a kid from the Gulch. Way to go Kenny&#8230;You&#8217;d think we&#8217;d have a parade for him&#8230;.or a dinner&#8230;.but it is Trail. He was nice enough to remember me and asked if I could write a tune for the labour movement&#8230;.Lets see&#8230;.four stints at Cominco&#8230;7 months at an Open Pit mine&#8230;.a bunch of kicks at the construction cat&#8230;.moving companys&#8230;.dish-washing&#8230;.painting&#8230;.green-chain&#8230;various labour jobs&#8230;..Yes! I can do that&#8230; 8)&#8211;the Coop&#8230;You really have to come and check the Coop someday&#8230;.7&#8242; by 20&#8242; of pure awesomeness&#8230;.the creek&#8230;.the hummingbirds&#8230;wild mint tea&#8230;.the view&#8230;.the hillbillys&#8230;and of course THE BEAVER VALLEY!!! Pure magic. So that&#8217;s how it was. &#8211;Toad</p>
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		<title>Toad’s Tales – Das Viener Holder/Strawberry inWoodbury (just another day)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[9:30 a.m. I arrive at &#8220;das weiner holders&#8221;&#8230;..(thus dubbed as she had this odd fondness of holding my wiener when I peed. There I would be&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;all set to have my private moment and she&#8217;d run around the corner &#8220;Oh! Can I hold it&#8221;(ya I guess&#8230;..if you can find it)&#8230;&#8230;She answering ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>9:30 a.m. I arrive at &#8220;das weiner holders&#8221;&#8230;..(thus dubbed as she had this odd fondness of holding my wiener when I peed. There I would be&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;all set to have my private moment and she&#8217;d run around the corner &#8220;Oh! Can I hold it&#8221;(ya I guess&#8230;..if you can find it)&#8230;&#8230;She answering the door in her sexy little undies&#8230;.while speaking on long distance with her boyfriend&#8230;.who was spending the summer &#8230;..away&#8230;.I kissing her amazing little butt as she tried to push me away and mute any groans&#8230;..She hangs up and says&#8230;&#8221;I guess I&#8217;m going straight to hell aren&#8217;t I&#8221;&#8230;.Catholic girls!!! &#8230;.It seems my little Frauline has a bit of a dilema&#8230;.Her boyfriend wants to marry her eventually&#8230;..and well&#8230;.she seems to be a little confused&#8230;&#8230;.He writes her these amazing letters&#8230;&#8230;.&#8221;Oh sweetness&#8230;.the days linger as I sit alone&#8230;.longing for your gentle touch&#8230;..longing to feel the perfectness of your being&#8230;&#8230;&#8221; etc. etc&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>The truth is I really quite loved the girl&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;but she was getting ready to go in to baby land and I suspect that she couldn&#8217;t envision building a nest in the Winnebago. Sad really.</p>
<p>Anyways she wanted to have sex in the morning&#8230;.but I told her the laws of infidelity&#8230;&#8230;yes its true that you are legally single if your love is more than 500 miles away&#8230;&#8230;BUT!!&#8230;.you must not have sex with another on the same day that you reunite with your loved one&#8230;&#8230;..I think that is a good rule&#8230;.don&#8217;t you?? We went for breakfast&#8230;..she left in a stream of tears&#8230;..touching really&#8230;.then It was off on the death machine to Balfour to play golf&#8230;.It was waaaaaaay too funny..This guy is getting married on the 4th hole &#8230;.when we approached&#8230;.half in the bag(shitfaced silly!)&#8230;.and made all these gestures like we were pissed off&#8230;&#8230;and waved to the 100 or so people to please move off so that we could play thru&#8230;.you had to be there of course&#8230;.Took a ferry to Crawford Bay and back in the pouring rain &#8230;..just so that I could continue my conversation with this lovely little hippie girl&#8230;&#8230;who recited me some of her poetry&#8230;..well worth it&#8230;..(an hour and 40 minutes return)&#8230;..then drove thru the pouring rain to Ainsworth hotsprings&#8230;..Saturday night&#8230;packed&#8230;.the caves&#8230;amazing&#8230;.last one in the pool&#8230;.did two lengths under water&#8230;&#8230;uhhhhh thank you very much&#8230;&#8230;.Then driving thru the wet snow and dark and cold (yes&#8230;still on a motorcycle)&#8230;.pitch black&#8230;..heh what&#8217;s that up on the road&#8230;..ahead?&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..what the fu&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.a beautiful girl HITCH HIKING IN A MICRO FUCKING MINI-SKIRT!!!!!&#8230;&#8230;.. I AM NOT BULL-SHITTING YOU&#8230;..!!!!!!!!!! It wouldn&#8217;t happen again in a 1000 lifetimes&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;but there she was&#8230;.I actually drove by at first&#8230;..thinking it was a mirage&#8230;..then when I came to my senses&#8230;.I doubled back&#8230;..&#8221;If you have balls enough to get on the back of this machine your welcome to hop on&#8221; says I&#8230;&#8230;.She says&#8230;.&#8221;I&#8217;m fucking freezing&#8230;..I just quit my job(I could see the glow of a neon sign..&#8221;Pub&#8221;&#8230;.thru the fog)&#8230;&#8230;..I parked the bike &#8230;.took off my rain gear&#8230;.and in a chivalrous move worthy of the great Robin Hood&#8230;&#8230;bundeled her up&#8230;and fitted her with my full face helmet&#8230;&#8230;.donning the tiny skull cap(brain bucket) for myself&#8230;&#8230;surely I will be rewarded &#8230;..She jumped on and we were off&#8230;.. her gargantuan breasts warming my back&#8230;&#8230;like mama&#8217;s once did &#8230;&#8230;30 minutes later&#8230;..we arrived in Kaslo&#8230;&#8230;she her body soaked and shivering&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.me&#8230;&#8230;..soaked to the boner&#8230;&#8230;but elated at completeing our quest&#8230;She gave me one final flash as she removed the rain gear&#8230;&#8230;her tiny skirt stuck well above her waist&#8230;..her body soaked and shivering&#8230;&#8230;She thanked me &#8230;..saying her name was Strawberry&#8230;&#8230;..She said she was tired of working for 7 bucks an hour so &#8230;she was going to trim shake(marijuana) and make a thousand bucks in a few days &#8230;&#8230;Remember&#8230;if your not cheating&#8230;.your only cheating yourself&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>Toad’s Tales – The Blues</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harv was giving me a heapin&#8217; helping of his favourite music&#8230; .&#8221;The Blues&#8221;&#8230; I didn&#8217;t have the heart to tell him that I hate the blues&#8230;&#8230;thats right&#8230;.hate it!&#8230;O.K&#8230;..not really&#8230;..but its not in my top 20 styles of music&#8230;&#8230;.Harv was describing the finer subtleties of each song&#8230;.which was like telling a ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Harv was giving me a heapin&#8217; helping of his favourite music&#8230; .&#8221;The Blues&#8221;&#8230; I didn&#8217;t have the heart to tell him that I hate the blues&#8230;&#8230;thats right&#8230;.hate it!&#8230;O.K&#8230;..not really&#8230;..but its not in my top 20 styles of music&#8230;&#8230;.Harv was describing the finer subtleties of each song&#8230;.which was like telling a vegetarian about your favourite cut of meat&#8230;..It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t like the lyrics for each verse being repeated twice&#8230;.(which I think is a good Idea because the blues is accompanyed by a fair bit of beer drinkin&#8217;&#8230;.so its nice to have the extra run around to catch the lyrics&#8230;)&#8230;..or the monotonous format that hasn&#8217;t changed in a couple of hundred years&#8230;..I love all that&#8230;.Its just that the Blues gives me the Blues.</p>
<p>There was one more big excursion before lift off day&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;Sprint car races in Phoenix this weekend&#8230;&#8230;ever seen &#8216;em&#8221; Harv inquired. No&#8230;.but if it means cars flyin&#8217; around a track and a bunch of rednecks you can count me in&#8230;..remember..I&#8217;m from Fruitvale&#8230;.where the men are men and so are half of the women&#8230;.Harvey is a mechanic&#8230;..a really good one&#8230;.and he lives for Sprint Car&#8230;..has the t-shirt with &#8220;the gassman&#8221; on the front&#8230;..in fact on Thanksgiving at Uncle Eddy&#8217;s, Harvey&#8230;with that flashy shirt&#8230;.decked out like a custom street rod &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..stole the show &#8230;&#8230;had Yolanda right at the breaking point&#8230;.it was beautiful&#8230;..again reminded me of my older bro&#8217; Nipper in top form. So sprint cars Saturday in Phoenix&#8230;.but first&#8230;&#8230;.Harvey pulls into his favourite liquor store in Tucson for some &#8220;travellers&#8221;..Now this store is run by a couple of mischevious East Indian brothers who seem to have the whole neighbourhood in love with them. So the scene is&#8230;myself, Harvey in the customary road fatiques&#8230;.game face&#8230;..Abu and his brother&#8230;putting in the good word for us&#8230;..and as our good fortune would have it&#8230;&#8230;.a lovely black lady&#8230;.Angie&#8230;mid 30&#8242;s&#8230;..We throw our hat in the ring and the next thing you know we&#8217;ve talked her in to joining us in Phoenix for Sprint Cars!! Followed her to her house&#8230;she parked her car and got out telling us that she&#8217;d changed her mind&#8230;.heeehhhh&#8230;..not so fast&#8230;quicker than &#8220;the Gasman&#8217;s&#8221; Sprint car&#8230;we changed it right back for her!&#8230;.and she jumped in the big Lincoln with us&#8230;.We had to pick up one of Harvey&#8217;s racing buddys&#8230;..who turned out to be a real bastard&#8230;..so he fit right in with us&#8230;By this time(3 pm.) Harvey was three sheets to the wind so I took over the driving dutys while he mauled another 12 pack of Milwaukee&#8217;s Best and entertained Angie on the two hour drive to Phoenix.</p>
<p>The races were amazing&#8230;Have you seen those little cars on t.v. that have the wings on top?&#8230;.While these were those&#8230;.except these ones didn&#8217;t have the wings on top&#8230;they were flying around that dirt track at 90 miles an hour &#8230;..making lots of noise and kicking up lots of dirt&#8230;.we were cuddled under a blanket&#8230;.eating ribs and drinking frothy beer&#8230;.In case you were wondering&#8230;..no it doesn&#8217;t get better. Afterwards we went down to the pits were the Kiwi was still sulking after been scolded for being the obnoxious little prick that he was. He was a little nicer now. Harvey had asked Angie if she minded if he called her a nigress&#8230;&#8230;eeeek!&#8230;.We jumped back in the Lincoln I threw the Kiwi bastard the keys&#8230;&#8230;..Harvey took the suicide seat&#8230;.and almost immediately passed out&#8230;fortunately&#8230;.as he hadn&#8217;t been a pretty sight at the races&#8230;.Angie and I got a little schnoogly in the back&#8230;..well o.k&#8230;..more than a little schnoogly&#8230;..Do you really want to hear about it?&#8230;&#8230;.I know you do&#8230;&#8230;It was all sweet and lovely&#8230;..at some point we were having the full on sexorama in the back seat with the radio cranked and the Kiwi bastard and Harv oblivious to our shenanigans&#8230;&#8230;then Angie,in a post coital bone coma, looked up at me and exclaimed in her thick southern accent&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.&#8221; I smell pussy!&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.and we both broke out laughing as the Kiwi bastard at that exact moment rolled down his window:)</p>
<p>The next day (with visions of the lovely Angie cavorting thru my cerebelum) I was off with Chuck and Lupe&#8230;..and 200 dollars&#8230;.to Mexico&#8230;and the great wide open&#8230;.With Chuck and his dog in his old V.W. van&#8230;and Lupe and I in &#8220;the V.W.Thing&#8221; we were away and laughing. A smooth cruise &#8230;..1200 miles south&#8230;&#8230;We took a hotel the first night&#8230;slept for 4 hours&#8230;with Chuck insisted on leaving at 4 a.m&#8230;..in the dark&#8230;.cows and horses on the road&#8230;..semi-trailers..and lots of fog&#8230;..waaaaaay to dangerous&#8230;&#8230;..remind me to smack him one day for that&#8230;&#8230;but then a few hours with the sun up it was forgotten as we were in full cruise mode&#8230;.Mexico&#8230;.the top down&#8230;.beautiful people&#8230;a couple of Tecate&#8217;s and life was once again marvelous. Barely avoided getting takin&#8217; out about 5 miles from San Blas&#8230;..Not one but two trucks passing a semi-around a blind corner&#8230;&#8230;eeeeeeek&#8230;.scrrrrreeeeech&#8230;&#8230;oh my god&#8230;.millimeters&#8230;&#8230;and thats how close we all are &#8230;&#8230;at all times&#8230;but the gods smiled&#8230;&#8230;The road down into San Blas is amazing&#8230;We are in the tropics now&#8230;.Palms everywhere..Banana trees&#8230;..Papaya&#8230;.Mango&#8217;s&#8230;. Pineapples&#8230;.Coconuts&#8230;.and&#8230;&#8230; rivers&#8230;&#8230;birds&#8230;..over 400 species&#8230;lagoons&#8230;.we wind down thru the mountains at sunset&#8230;.then cross the bridge over the river&#8230;under an archway&#8230;.and San Blas!!! The town square&#8230;&#8230;and the first thing that you notice is the sound from the birds&#8230;&#8230;thousands of them&#8230;..in the trees that line the Zolcalo&#8230;.the second thing that you notice is that everyone is on bicycle&#8230;.there are few cars&#8230;.already you know that you&#8217;ve come to somewhere very special &#8230;&#8230;..Heaven perhaps&#8230;.I know that if I had to leave the next day it had already been worthwhile. As it happens &#8230;.I don&#8221;t. I take a hotel the first night in and am happy to be on my own once again&#8230;.</p>
<p>Chuck and Lupe hunt me down the next day and ask me to come and check out this house on the beach that may be avaliable&#8230;It is&#8230;.and it is also amazing&#8230;.Chuck takes it for $175 / month. He and Lupe had found there paradise&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;hooked up with the local musicians the first day in town&#8230;.played &#8220;Love potion #9&#8243; to about 200 bewildered Mexicans Sunday night in the square&#8230;..Pedro,one of the local musicians,invited me to meet his family who own the Walla Walla Restaurant. We became great friends and I ended up playing music at his restaurant most nights and helped serve when he was busy. In return his mom made me the best spaghetti dinners ever&#8230;&#8230;and fish dinners&#8230;..and breakfast:) yeaaaah them!</p>
<p>That week I spent cleaning&#8230;ripping out the kitchen and preparing to paint Chuck and Lupe&#8217;s shangri la&#8230;.all the while Chuck was drinking from 9 a.m. until he passed out &#8230;..which was usually around 9 p.m. This self destructive behaviour continued until one night at about 2 a.m. I heard a horrific scream&#8230;.I ran thru the dark to the stairwell where I found Chuck unconcious&#8230;.head squished against the cement wall&#8230;..his feet tucked under him&#8230;..and a healthy pool of piss all around him&#8230;.I was sure he was dead&#8230;.I mean he fell down about 20 very steep cement stairs into a cement wall&#8230;&#8230;He must have broken his neck and probably legs and arms too&#8230;&#8230;..Lupe rushed down and helped me carry him to a couch in the living room where he eventually came too&#8230;he remained for the night in his piss soaked pants&#8230;.. the rubber man had survived&#8230;..unbelievably&#8230;.no broken bones&#8230;.though he was mighty stiff&#8230;.crankier than usual and ungrateful&#8230;.I was getting a little tired of Chucks nasty racist jokes&#8230;.as well as the&#8221;you dumb Canadian variety&#8221; It was time for me to move on&#8230;..so I did&#8230;&#8230;a Mexican lady overheard me asking if there was a place to stay and she offered me an excellent concrete bungalo for 100 dollars per month/ shower/fan/double bed&#8230;&#8230;..this is how the days generally went&#8230;.up at 8&#8230;run down the beach and back&#8230;.shower &#8230;breakfast&#8230;&#8230;reading/guitar/writing&#8230;..bodysurfing and swimming at about 3-5 pm. &#8230;.shower&#8230;.walk into town&#8230;.about a mile&#8230;.check out the birds&#8230;buy a little back of freshly roasted pumpkin seeds from the old lady at the town center&#8230;.ice cream&#8230;..the most scrumptious hamburgers in the world&#8230;and watch and learn from the people of San Blas&#8230;.back home about 9&#8230;.read&#8230;sleep around 10&#8230;.and dreams&#8230;..</p>
<p>We all participated in the second annual &#8220;Day of the musician&#8221;that is organized by Pedro&#8217;s father&#8230;.There were about 600 people in the square for this excellent event&#8230;Pedro came up to me in quite a panic( as they hadn&#8217;t organized a schedule)&#8230;.I was just planning on watching but&#8230;&#8221;David go play&#8230;now!&#8221;&#8230;..hee hee&#8230;.so I did and it seemed to kick things off nicely&#8230;.lots of local talent&#8230;.next year should be even better&#8230;hoping to get&#8221;Willie and Lobo&#8221; to come and play&#8230;&#8230;.Went fishing a couple of times&#8230;.once with Jim from Alaska who supplied all of the fishing gear&#8230;..we caught 13 Sierra and then on the way inthen on the &#8230;.and had a 12 foot Hammerhead and a 20 foot whaleshark come right beside our 18 foot boat&#8230;..eeeek! Pedro our captain charged us only 25 dollars for 5 hours! Yes his panga had a good flow of water coming thru the hole in the side&#8230;&#8230;but with steady bailing it was as he had told us&#8230;.not a problem&#8230;..</p>
<p>One day as I was doing my morning run there was this amazingly beautiful young(23) girl sitting next to her all terrain vehicle&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Of course I stopped for a chat&#8230;.she spoke flawless English having gone to school for 5 years in New Orleans&#8230;&#8230;. As we spoke her mother came jogging up the beach(fine form for 50!) and after a breezy conversation she asked if I would join her and her daughter for dinner&#8230;&#8230;.I was later to find out that her family owns the sugar refinery in Tepic and are supposedly the wealthiest family in Nayarit(state)&#8230;.She came to the Walla Walla with three of her &#8220;friends&#8221;&#8230;.personal maids as it turned out&#8230;one whom had been with her since she was born&#8230;.We all went out for a couple of Margaritas&#8230;..she picked up the tab and we were off to dinner at &#8220;the compound&#8221; &#8230;&#8230;.which was a walled in paradise on the beach that was the talk of the town&#8230;.none of the locals and noone that I knew had ever been inside&#8230;..Pedro was shaking his head &#8220;how did you do that David?&#8221;</p>
<p>Ohhhh my god!&#8230;..can&#8217;t really describe it&#8230;tennis courts/swimming pools/5 huge houses/boats/cars. Lucinda(the daughter)and I went for a swim in the olympic sized pool and watched the sun set in the ocean. Her mom gave us a call that dinner was ready&#8230;..So there was old Toad with the lovely Lucinda and her beautiful mother&#8230;&#8230;three maids-a-serving&#8230;.and the most amazing food(next to Harvey&#8217;s)that I&#8217;d ever had&#8230;.Lobster,soups,wine,candles etc. I was and am truly blessed. Lucinda insisted that I go fishing with her the next day&#8230;&#8230;I politely refused and later explained to her that I didn&#8217;t really have enough dough to be renting a boat (which usually costs around $150.00)&#8230;.&#8221;Ohh don&#8217;t worry about that&#8230;.we have our own personal guide that&#8217;s been taking me since I was three&#8221;&#8230;.oh&#8230;o.k. She the next day she donned her skimpy bikini and spread herself out over the front of the boat as the captain and I exchanged a smile&#8230;..then we were off like the brides nighty&#8230;20 miles out to sea&#8230;&#8230;we saw a few whales and caught three nice Dorado(about 15 pounds each)&#8230;..a glorious day&#8230;..Our guide had all the gear and basically set the rods for us&#8230;She just crashed out &#8230;..saying later&#8221;&#8230;I just wait until I hear the line go zing!&#8230;that is my kind of fishing!&#8221; I was invited again for dinner&#8230;.lobster of course&#8230;.Her mother insisted I go upstairs and try first her daughters bed out to see how comfy it was&#8230;..After an afternoon of watching her daughter frolicing on the bow of the boat in her bikini&#8230;&#8230;did I really need this??&#8230;.&#8221;Now try my bed&#8221; As her daughter was leaving the next day to Mexico City and her boyfriend&#8230;.I had the feeling that mother dearest had plans for me&#8230;&#8230;divorcee she was&#8230;..I was getting the feeling that she was up to something that might interfere with my long standing rule of celebacy&#8230;&#8230;..She insisted that I come to Mexico City&#8230;.stay with them&#8230;.ride their horses&#8230;.She showed me pics of their trip the previous year&#8230;.where they had taken ten of Lucinda&#8217;s friends to New Zealand to go bungee jumping for her birthday!</p>
<p>Well I don&#8217;t know about you&#8230;.but this story is really starting to put me to sleep!&#8230;..</p>
<p>It&#8217;s quite amazing how it works&#8230;jamming with nature&#8230;.on the trapese of life without a net&#8230;.well I suppose there is one&#8230;.but I haven&#8217;t had to use it lately&#8230;no need to&#8230;.it just opens up&#8230;.all intuition&#8230;&#8230;following the signs&#8230;&#8230;..going with the flow keeps getting better and better&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.must have been the guy who picked me up hitchhikin..&#8221;Come on&#8230;.hurry up&#8230;.&#8221; yelling over the noisy freeway traffic outside of Phoenix&#8230; I get in..&#8221;Now I don&#8217;t know who you are&#8230;but Jesus told me to pick you up&#8230;&#8230;we&#8217;re gonna say a prayer&#8221;&#8230;(as we drive on) he yells&#8221;Repeat after me&#8230;I&#8230;What&#8217;s yer name?&#8221;&#8230;and so there we were flying thru the traffic sending a red hot message to the big guy&#8230;..I was giggling to myself&#8230;but wasn&#8217;t taking any chances cause it just keeps working out&#8230;..Arrived at L.A. greyhound terminal at 4:30 a.m&#8230;&#8230;with one dollar&#8230;&#8230;.eeeeeeek! So I sold a few c.d.&#8217;s for 2 dollars a piece and managed to make the Ventura bus with one minute to spare&#8230;&#8230;..Stashed my bags on stage at the Legion and went for a little walk about on a beautiful afternoon&#8230;&#8230;.Returned to find a Polynesian wedding in full swing and no way to retrieve my bags&#8230;&#8230;.so I accidentally on purpose snuck in and couldn&#8217;t help but notice a very amazing looking smorgasborg of the most fantastic polynesian food ever created&#8230;&#8230;..so&#8230;.I got in line&#8230;&#8230;.well what would you do if you hadn&#8217;t eaten in a couple of days?????Meanwhile there was this three hundred and 50 pound Tongan songstress and 12 piece ukelele band&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..and the host&#8230;Bill (who was throwing the party for his wifes birthday)in his Hawaiin shirt&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;Hi Bill &#8230;.my names David&#8221;&#8230;.&#8221;Hi David &#8230;.I hope your hungry&#8230;..&#8221;&#8230;.and you know I was so it was just about perfect&#8230;.plus the fact that I knew the words to &#8220;ukelele lady&#8221;"&#8230;.and &#8220;the Hukalau&#8230;&#8230;After lunch I went for a walk but when I returned the band was still playing &#8230;&#8230;.then one of the guys at the door invited me in&#8230;&#8230;so now I have a legitimate invite&#8230;&#8230;and was feeling a little guilty so I confessed to Bill that I had crashed his party&#8230;&#8230;Gave his wife a couple of c.d.&#8217;s and Bill gave me a doggie bag for the road&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;People are soooooooooo nice&#8230;.I&#8217;ll tell you about the rest of the trip later&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; If you haven&#8217;t tried riding the wave lately&#8230;.do:)</p>
<p>&#8230;skip back to the pre ramble</p>
<p>this is actually the beginning&#8230;but&#8230;There I was happily working for a friends crane company&#8230;and winter creeping up&#8230;</p>
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